EB and his Nurse

This is just a fun little thing I did at school... EB, a friend from my algebra class, and I have alot of inside jokes. He somehow got it in his head last year that I should've been a nurse in the civil war, and I'm always joking about his emo-ness. So yeah, the nurse is me. I might make a little comic arc with him and some others from my school, 'cause I had way too much fun with this. Also, in all fairness to EB, he does not cry like that... I wonder, can anyone who might know guess who he is?